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So far seven out of the nine missing persons have been identified as deceased after the DNA sample collected from unidentified bodies and body parts matched with the kin of missing persons.",If there’s anything that Malayalam cinema audiences have been denied for the longest time, it’s a complete mass actioner featuring Fahadh Faasil in the lead role. While the Tamil industry produced two notable actioners Vikram and Maamannan and the Telugu industry made Pushpa: The Rise with Fahadh, the best we could achieve in comparison to these films was with Malik and Varathan.",With the goal of providing the ultimate betting experience, always strives to improve and innovate its features and services.⚡,Tata Sky has introduced a price cut on its set-top boxes in India. This is the second time the DTH service provider has slashed the prices of its HD (High Definition) and SD (Standard Definition) set-top boxes this year. Both the devices have received a price cut of up to Rs 300, with the new prices reflecting on the brand’s official website.",Forest officials on Wednesday said that they captured 23 spotted deer from Gir by using Boma technique this month, loaded them on special vehicles and transported them to the BWS in Porbandar. The Boma technique involves luring animals into an enclosure by chasing them through a funnel-like fencing. “This initiative will boost the population of spotted deer in the second home of Asiatic lions in Gujarat, which will help in the long-term conservation of Asiatic lions and other large predators at the Barda Wildlife Sanctuary,” an official release from the Forest Department said.",The introduction of ARM-based Macs initially gave Apple an edge in the Mac vs PC competition. However, the emergence of Snapdragon X series-powered Copilot+ laptops signals a resurgence for PCs, now competing even within the Windows ecosystem. The upcoming Computex 2024 will likely highlight this shift.",According to Sheefa Gilani, a celebrity stylist, the first step to decoding monsoon dressing is choosing the right fabric. “Fabrics need to be breathable and should help in avoiding sweat patches. So synthetics are a complete no-no, as are dense fabrics like velvet and raw silk.”",India has banned 59 Chinese apps in the country. The apps have been banned as Indian government believes they “pose a threat to sovereignty and security” of the country. The list includes many popular apps used by a massive number of Indians like TikTok and UC Browser.",There is one scene jahaan Taha Shah ne mujhe tang kiya tha (annoyed me). He was not listening to me. In one particular scene I wanted him to have tears in his eyes and he’d say, ‘Aadmi thodi rote hai (men don’t cry)’,” Snehil told Bollywood Life. She added, “And I was like, ‘This boy has to cry, only then the audience will cry, please…’ So, we had to do a lot of retakes there. Taha is very sweet, he then said, ‘Chal tu behen hai, tere liye karta hoon (You’re like a sister, I’d do it for you)’.”",The Delhi High Court has recently restrained an individual from using the mark ‘Baap Ki Adalat’ after journalist Rajat Sharma, editor-in-chief of IndiaTV, filed a lawsuit for infringement of trademark and personality rights.",Medvedev, the defending champion at the year-end tournament for the top eight players, served 15 aces and didn’t face a single break point against the seventh-seeded Hurkacz, who beat him in five sets at Wimbledon this year.",In a significant relief to the 14 housing societies of Juhu Vile Parle Development (JVPD) Scheme in Mumbai after eight years of legal battle, the Bombay High Court has ruled that the common plots belong to the societies and that the Maharashtra Housing and Area Development Authority (MHADA) has no right, title, or ownership over these plots.".